It’s like Christmas morning here today – except it’s the kind of Christmas morning where all your presents are from sadistic narcissists. When spending the holidays with sadistic narcissistic relatives, you don’t make any sudden moves, you make sure not to take your eyes off of your valuables (or relatives) and most importantly, you don’t have high expectations of what is contained within the packages addressed to you.
My first “present” to arrive today was an actual old fashioned CHAIN LETTER via snail mail! A real live CHAIN LETTER! I mean, I’d heard about chain letters when I was a kid but to actually receive one in my mail box at the end of my driveway – well I just never imagined it would happen to me!
I knew there was something fishy about the letter. It was addressed to my husband, but the return address was of someone I don’t know. Could it be that my husband has another family in Kansas? Perhaps he has a secret identity? As I began to open the mystery letter, a thought flashed through my mind- “Nobody sends anthrax through the mail anymore, do they?” I held my breath as I carefully opened the letter.
Turns out my husband isn’t a spy nor is he leading a double life. So much for my drama fix for the day. The envelope contained 4 pages sloppily stapled together. It lead with, “I’m a retired attorney, so you can trust me.”
I haven’t laughed that hard in YEARS!
When I was able to stand upright again – I wiped the tears from my eyes and kept reading. The gist of the letter is that you send $1 to each of the 6 names on the list with the request to “ADD ME TO YOUR LIST”. By paying $1 to add your name to the list, it’s not illegal – according to the letter. Why would he lie? After all, he’s a trusted retired attorney!
They say laughter is the best medicine and I’m about to overdose!
It’s official. The scammers are leaving the internet and going back to snail mail. WHEW! I knew if we all kept ignoring those spam emails that eventually they’d leave. (By the way, the 30% of you who CLICK are encouraging them to stay!!!)
It wouldn’t be Christmas with just one present, so I then went to my email and got a message from a client.
“Is this legitimate and/or do you know anything about this?”
The attached email is typical.
Would you like to earn auto-pilot commissions every time you post to your blog? And at the same time use the Power of Twitter to drive massive amounts of traffic to your blog.
Notice the key elements in this pitch:
- auto-pilot – aka get something for nothing
- the power of Twitter – a “magic” program you’ve heard lots about but probably aren’t using
- massive amounts of traffic- because all you need for your blog to succeed is massive traffic.
Why is it that every one of these programs begins with
“Here’s a no fail, no learning required, minimal time and effort on your part way to achieve massive traffic to your blog!”
Unfortunately, it’s human nature.
I told my client I’d check it out for her and I learned a lot.
First, I didn’t know that the Butterfly Marketing stuff was still being used. The whole “OTO” thing is a thing of beauty. It’s a great way to automate the “impending doom” close on the web. However, when you’ve been burned before, you usually aren’t anxious to put your hand on the stove again.
Here’s the deal for those of you who don’t know the “system” behind Butterfly Marketing.
Offer an attractive free resource via a squeeze page. (Squeeze page: where there are only two options – sign up or leave. You don’t let them “learn more” by surfing the site – they either want the freebie or they don’t.)
Then, when visitors sign up to receive the free resource, they are taken to a page that offers you a ONE TIME OFFER (OTO). The page is programmed to display only once, so if they click away, they are “robbed” of the opportunity to purchase this amazing product/service.
In this case, they’re selling you a program to create WordPress plug ins even if you know nothing about coding. You may not know PHP from CSS, but with this system you can create your own WordPress plug in.
Once the sucker – ahem, buyer has clicked away from that appealing offer, you offer another resource – again letting them know that this offer will go away just like the last one did.
“Aren’t you sorry you let the last one go? If you’re smart, you’ll jump on this chance.”
They’re serious. They want your money. Buy something NOW!
If you’re a total tightwad, you’ll say no again because by now all you want is to get to the free resource you were promised.
VIOLA! You arrive. It’s a pretty stark page though. The most prominent feature of the page is that you are offered an opportunity to earn AFFILIATE COMMISSIONS if you’ll promote this program to your friends, family and website visitors. Just because you were too smart to buy doesn’t mean your chump friends and family won’t.
Oh, and there’s your promised freebie – a WordPress plug in that will automatically “tweet” your Twitter account. I’ve got to confess, at this point, I’m worried about installing this on a blog I care about. These people haven’t done ANYTHING to gain my trust. Am I jeapordizing my blog AND my twitter account by using this?
We live in a world where it’s hard to TRUST anyone these days. The other morning, I was listening to a local radio show where they were talking about a video they saw on YouTube. The topic of discussion – was the video “real”. Despite video evidence, they were still unsure whether or not this phenomemnon was true.
We live in a world where you can’t believe your eyes or your ears. The Bejing Olympics was full of fakes – from fireworks to birth certificates. If you live in the US, you’re being bombarded by political propaganda disguised as “news”. What’s real? What’s fake? What can you trust?
One of the drums I pound frequently here is that your blog is a GREAT way to build trust with potential clients and customers. It’s hard to “fake” your expertise over the course of a few hundred blog posts.
How do you use your blog to create trust with your readers?